russian toilets

"Clearly, having a working toilet is a priority for us."

me and julio and spud and micky and john

I discovered that Paul Simon made a video in 1986 for Me and Julio down by the schoolyard, with appearances of Spud Webb, Micky Mantle, and John Madden.

TKO

that a boy miller

Brother Miller setting a good example of keeping the sabbath day holy.

last-minute travel

Went on a trip last weekend, it was what the doctor ordered. Tested out the Lone Shark (name of my new whip) and the company fuel card, and they both worked like a champ. I don't know if this video is a "you-had-to-have-been-there" one, but I like it. We did it all, click here for more.

pizza club 2.0

i've been holding my own pizza club... frozen style. every wednesday night i try a new frozen pizza. So far CPK and PizzAmore are at the top of the list, they're approved by me.

who speaks barber language?

I got a haircut... it's nice, but without fail, they always cut too much or don't touch areas at all sometimes. Apparently I can't speak the barber lingo. How do you communicate with hair people?

Also, does everyone tip barbers out there? I have been, sometimes just a little bit... but this confirms that you're suppose to.

slap to the face

you got dissed man